do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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