white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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