I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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