babies were throwing up all over the place
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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