So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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