i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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