We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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