it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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