I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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