no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
if only i could text you this smell
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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