Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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