I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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