If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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