they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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