hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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