I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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