so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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