I could have mohawked her pubes.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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