How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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