remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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