Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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