4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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