he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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