I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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