you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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