i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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