the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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