i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
No...this little piggys going to the bar
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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