when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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