Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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