he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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