i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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