Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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