On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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