if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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