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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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