Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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