Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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