this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize