I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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