Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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