I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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