I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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