They should really pass out barf bags in church
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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