id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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