You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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