Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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