holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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