Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
