your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Can I color on your dick again?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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