butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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