Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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