i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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